Jeffrey Bartos

Jeffrey Bartos (born January 25, 1991), is a veteran dek hockey player, currently in the 10th season of his contract with the Flapjacks and its subsidiaries (Sons of Guns and Michael Jordan's Jazz Band).

Early Life

During childhood Jeffrey had a natural love for all foods flapjack, particularly french toast con cinnamon. As he recalls, he was often times "confused in the pants" when watching Jaromir Jagr on the tube.

Joining the Flapjacks (2010- present)
The Brothers Cvejki and Pacman were eating their traditional "breakfast after midnight" meal in celebration of a successful night of ski ball. Just after ordering the eggs in a basket at his favorite Kings restaurant, Ryan noticed a disgruntled man in the corner. After cracking several jokes about the strange man's hygiene, the crew went over to see if they could help the poor fellow out. They discovered he was eating the all you can devour pancakes, but the restaurant had run out of syrup. After quickly noticing all his outrage was about his need for syrup with pancakes, they offered him a ride back to the lair. Through scientific proceeding and calculations, Dr. Pac installed a neuronet processing chip in the back of Bartos's head. The chip funnels his natural passion and need for flapjacks and syrup, and turns that into dek hockey ability and drive to cause turnovers in the neutral zone. The chip does work well when it is close to Dr. Pac so the duo quickly rose to prominence in dek hockey defensive pairings. Bartos can quickly fall from prominence when he starts questioning his ability. His confidence level is never low enough to retrict him from trying to do a spinarama across the blue line into a wristshot.